I was the “BABY CAT”, I am BIG MAC!
Sure I bite them Occasionally, Sure I was a cat, I didn’t come when they wanted me to, I’m a Cat. I slept in the bed when I wanted to. I bit DAD when I WANTED his attention!
Boy oh Boy…. I dunno what got in to my parents…
They bring in this little pistol of black & brown fur, they call it “baby Girl”, “Penny”, she runs to me with that pointed cold nose of hers barreling toward me like a freight train. What the mell does she think I am? 18 lbs of concrete? A ram rod? Then she stops short and starts barking at me in a high pitched
Sound, arf arf? What is that? I’m a cat darn it! I don’t want to play with you, you young whimper snapper. You come in here you take my snake! Ah yes! You didn’t think I saw you take MY snake in between your teeth and run down beside the sofa as if you were running that last touchdown for the Bucs! NOT! Thank Goodness Mom saw you and took it away from you. That’s MY toy and speaking of Toys1 what is that mess you left on the floor? Not the wet puddle,, NO that was MY Mouse my mouse that I toss up in the air and play with , you took it and slobbered all over it , its green and white and spit all over, and the eye is missing! IS that all? Oh NO! My Cat food is missing. It gets moved to the top of the kitchen table, then when I cannot find it I meow and raise a fuss, so I eat the BABY”S FOOD,, HA ha ha! Big Deal I get in T- R- O- U- B- L- E! So Dad decides to place my feeder on top of a box on the floor, yeah right so I get to stand on my tip toes to eat. Ever seen an 18# cat stands up to eat? Is that good for digestion? Good for dieting? Well I’ll shows them I’ve got into Ms Prissy’ puppy foods, not too bad. It’s for puppies and lactating dogs.. wonder if I’ll produce milk. LOL MEOW!
All I wanted to do is lay around and go out once in awhile, Now every time she wakes up she’s going out and I’m trying to sneak out with her…Well why not?
Well I am trying to get along with this Ms Thang. When she goes to her sock I go to make sure it’s hers and NOT Mine. I’m letting her come closer before I slap her, just to show her I’m still the Alpha cat around here. Sure I’ll let her walk under my belly, Ill even let her sniff my as*. I even get on the same lap with her, not too close, just to show her, to make sure she knows… I ALWAYS have the upper Paw if you know what I mean…
Oh OH, She just got my nip, Oh no she didnn’t,
CATS RULE ! DOGS DROOL
Gotta Go Here comes Trouble CYA
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